如何用英语优雅地装逼


  1. 要有逼格要干净(用于绅士撕逼):
  Uh,in~teresting......
  英语版的“呵呵”,嘲讽不好撕破脸的人就说这句
  I don't mean to be rude......
  我这个人说话直,你别生气......
  Don't take this personally......
  我不是针对你啊......
  With all due respect......
  我不赞同你的看法,但是你辈分职位比我高啊......
  If you don't mind me / allow me to/ may I suggest an alternative......
  你的想法弱炸了渣渣,来听听我的......
  2. 普绝滑带通人的日常装C:
  Guess what? I am......
  猜猜看我要干嘛,没错我要装逼了......
  If I were in your shoes......
  如果我是你的话......(多数时候都是装逼的时候)
  Hey, check this out......
  hey,过来看看......我装逼呀~
  Listen......
  听好了,我要开始装逼了......(那天有个留学生同学看到我,把我叫住,然后说" Listen, do me a favor "也是醉了~~)
  I don't mean to brag......
  我不是想炫耀......
  I've told you......
  跟你说过很多次,怎么还是不会呢~~
  3. 各地人的装C方法:
  加拿大人:
  I apologize in advance for what I am about to say, but.......
  我提前道歉但是......(后并芦面一般都是撕逼了)
  This may offend some people......
  我知道让肢你不愿意听,但是你算老几我还是要说......
  Sorry and not sorry......
  我知道我说错话了,我想道个歉可是还是想呛你一下......
  美国人:
  I have my rights, hey, listen, I have my rights......
  这是我的权力,我有权bb我想bb的东西(开启撕逼~~)
  This is my country......
  这是我的国家,爱咋咋地......
  You don't understand......
  我的世界你不懂......
  when I was your age......
  想当年老子......
  最后来个早已为大家熟知的把妹“利器”: